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BORN SURVIVOR: BEAR GRYLLS: The former Special Forces adventurer journeys to the Moab Desert of Utah, where approximately 200 people are lost, injured or die every year. His first task is to escape from the blistering heat - but temptingly cool canyons can lead to trouble, as he soon discovers. (Channel 4, 7pm)

DOCTOR WHO: The Doctor decides to show Martha the future by taking her to New Earth, the same planet where he and Rose fought zombies on his last visit. However, upon their arrival, the pair are shocked to discover an entire city has become a deadly trap. Ardal O'Hanlon guest stars, with David Tennant and Freema Agyeman. (BBC One, 7.40pm)

VERNON KAY'S GAMESHOW MARATHON: Vernon revives Blockbusters, the student quiz which aimed to prove the old adage two heads are better than one. Each correct answer allows the celebrity contestants to make their way across or down the board, blocking their opponents as they go, and taking them one step closer to the all-important Gold Run. (ITV1, 8.40pm)

CSI: NY: Hawkes is accused of the murder of a bartender and the team are prevented from pursuing the case. All the evidence points to him being the perpetrator, but Mac refuses to believe his team-mate is guilty and desperately searches for a helpful lead. Gary Sinise and Hill Harper star. (five, 9.10pm)

HAVE I GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE NEWS FOR YOU: Extended version of Friday's edition, with guest presenter Jeremy Clarkson and Krishnan Guru-Murthy joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (BBC Two, 10.35pm)

Best of the rest: GREASE IS THE WORD: The search for a couple to star in the show continues. (ITV1, 6.40pm)... ANY DREAM WILL DO: The 12 finalists take to the stage. (BBC One, 8.25pm)... THE WORLD'S GREATEST COMEDY CHARACTERS: A countdown of the top 50 funniest figures. (Channel 4, 9pm)... THE DAME EDNA TREATMENT: With Matt Lucas and David Walliams. (ITV1, 9.40pm)... LAW & ORDER: A hit-and-run driver kills a student. (five, 10.35pm)

Sunday, April 15

SCRAPHEAP CHALLENGE: New series. Robert Llewellyn looks on as two teams grapple with spanners and welding gear to construct a human cannonball machine from scrapyard junk. They have just under ten hours to build a contraption which will fire a life-sized mannequin as far as possible. (Channel 4, 5.40pm)

GREY'S ANATOMY: An unwelcome face from Derek and Addison's past arrives in Seattle and immediately interferes with the running of the hospital, while George finally expresses his feelings for Meredith. Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey star. (five, 8pm)

SUPERSTORM: New series. A group of scientists design a technology that enables them to control the weather, but when an unidentified US agency hacks into the system and produces a dangerous superstorm, the team must stop their creation causing disaster on an unprecedented scale. Thriller, starring Tom Sizemore and Nicola Stephenson. (BBC One, 9pm)

BEST OF TOP GEAR: Contentious and humorous snippets from the last series of the motoring magazine show. With Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. (BBC TWO, 9pm)

FOYLE'S WAR: The detective's god-daughter Lydia and her son James come to stay unexpectedly. Struggling to look after the lad when his mother goes missing, Foyle's life suffers a further complication when the body of a man is found dead near a military centre - leading him into the top-secret world of weapons research. Michael Kitchen stars. (ITV1, 9pm)

Best of the rest: MEERKAT MANOR: Unusual weather conditions pose a threat. (BBC Two, 5.20pm, BBC Two Irish, 6.10pm)... ANTIQUES ROADSHOW: From Lacock Abbey. (BBC One, 6.10pm)... PLAY IT AGAIN: Broadcaster Robert Winston tries to master the saxophone. (BBC One, 8pm)... THE ROYAL: Joan and Nkeshi bid farewell. (ITV1, 8pm)... WIFE SWAP: A Muslim woman changes places with a liberal mum. (Channel 4, 8pm)

Monday, April 16

THE GADGET SHOW: Jason Bradbury and Suzi Perry stage their own horror film as a way to put a selection of camcorders through a series of rigorous durability tests. Jon Bentley examines surround-sound headphones - a device which has divided opinion in the electronics manufacturing community. Last in series. (five, 7.15pm)

NEW TRICKS: Sandra's private and professional worlds become intertwined when her mother has a fall that means she needs to go into a care home. Her first choice is revealed to be the scene of a suspicious death a year earlier, prompting Jack, Gerry and Brian to go undercover. Drama, starring Amanda Redman. (BBC One, 9pm)

BLUE SUEDE JEW: Morgan Matthews journeys from Jerusalem to Graceland with 'The Elvis from Jerusalem' Gilles Elmailh, who is convinced the King's music can help restore world peace and claims to have regular communication with the pop icon from beyond the grave. (BBC Two, 9pm, Not Scot)

NURSING A DREAM: Part one of two. Documentary following students at Stirling University's Western Isles campus on the Isle of Lewis as they endure the many demands of their chosen path in the hope of becoming qualified nurses. (BBC Two Scot, 9pm)

DIAMOND GEEZER: Solo operator Des breaks the habit of a lifetime to team up with a glamorous ex-spy in search of lost Cold War-era KGB gold. As the authorities close in on the pair, the loveable thief soon comes to question whether the hidden stash actually exists at all. David Jason, Paul Freeman and Jan Francis star. (ITV1, 9pm)

THE SOPRANOS: Artie reaches crisis point as his business starts to go under in the face of fierce competition. Meanwhile, Christopher and Little Carmine head west to pursue their new idea for a film, but become obsessed with swiping celebrity goodie bags. Guest starring Ben Kingsley and Lauren Bacall. (Channel 4, 11.05pm)

Best of the rest: GREAT BRITISH MENU: The Scottish chefs prepare starters. (BBC Two, 6.30pm)... MISSION AFRICA: Three days remain to build the game reserve. (BBC One, 7pm)... TONIGHT WITH TREVOR MACDONALD: Reports on current talking points. (ITV1, 8pm)... THREE IN A BED: HIDDEN LIVES: The world of threesomes. (five, 9pm)... ER: Abby tries to reason with Ames. (Channel 4, 10pm)

Tuesday, April 17

BIG IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD: Former Prime Minister of Pakistan Benazir Bhutto traces the history of Islam. She examines its origins in seventh-century Mecca, where Muhammad was visited by the Archangel Gabriel and told to spread the word of Allah, and considers how the faith has since waged a constant battle between liberals and traditionalists. (five, 7.15pm)

SEA OF SOULS: Part one of a two-part special. After suffering a terrible tragedy, Ian and Karen O'Rourke make a new life for themselves and buy a derelict manor house in Scotland. However, while renovating they discover a strange diagram on the wall and turn to expert Douglas Monaghan. Bill Paterson stars. (BBC One, 9pm)

HORIZON: Seven highly qualified people from different occupations - including a fighter pilot, a Wall Street Trader, a chess grandmaster and a quantum physicist - are put through a series of tests to see who is the most intelligent. (BBC Two, 9pm, BBC Two Irish, 11.50pm)

MARBELLA BELLES: Louise takes her dogs for a walk and reveals she's planning to make the most of her staff discount at the clinic by having another breast enlargement operation. Barbs embarks on a shopping trip with her friend Ian to buy a boat, hoping a mooring on the marina will improve her social life. (ITV1, 10pm)

MR MISS WORLD: A power tool designer from County Durham fulfils his lifelong ambition and becomes the first British entrant into the Miss International Queen competition - the Miss World event for transgenders held in Thailand every year. Cameras follow his preparations for the tournament and his transformation from man to woman. (Channel 4, 10pm)

Best of the rest: CASTAWAY: The contestants face another dilemma. (BBC One, 7pm)... THE UNDERDOG SHOW: Celebrities train dogs for a competition. (BBC Two, 8pm, BBC Two Irish, 9.20pm)... SELLING HOUSES ABROAD: A mother of two tries to sell a home in Spain. (Channel 4, 8pm)... HEROD THE GREAT: THE TRUE STORY: The life of one of history's greatest tyrants. (five, 8pm)... HALF TON HOSPITAL: TONIGHT SPECIAL: A focus on childhood obesity. Last in series. (ITV1, 9pm)

Wednesday, April 18

NENEH AND ANDI DISH IT UP: Singer Neneh Cherry and DJ Andi Oliver prepare Sunday lunch for 15 of their friends, creating an imaginative menu of molasses-dipped lamb, roasted lemon Jerusalem artichokes and hibiscus sorbet. They visit Ridley Market in Hackney to select vegetables for the meal. (BBC Two, 8pm)

I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER: The group return triumphantly from their latest hike, but their progress is overshadowed when camp rules are broken and Nyondo suffers a broken wrist during an exercise session. Alyssa's attitude is transformed by her friends' return and the weigh-in brings unwelcome surprises for some of the teenagers. (five, 8pm)

THE APPRENTICE: The teams are set the challenge of manufacturing sweets to sell at London Zoo. Faced with some tough customers, they must decide whether to target health-conscious parents or sweet-toothed children to achieve sales success, but one team ends up in hot water when they try to stretch the truth in the boardroom. (BBC One, 9pm)

CITY LIGHTS: Still holed up in his caravan, Sweeney orders henchmen Hatton and Cully to step up the pressure on DS Gary Tate - who responds by trying to inveigle Pauline into revealing Colin and Howie's whereabouts. Dejected at the miserable state of her marriage, she misunderstands the reason for the corrupt copper's persistent attentions and finds herself increasingly drawn to him. (ITV1, 9pm)

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family secrets. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette encounters new problems at the pizzeria, and an unexpected relationship develops. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and Eva Longoria star. (Channel 4, 10pm)

Best of the rest: LEMUR ISLAND: The Graveyard Gang suffer the effects of the dry season. (five, 7.15pm)... WATCHDOG: Consumer investigations. (BBC One, 8pm)... PROPERTY LADDER: Sarah Beeny offers advice to more experienced developers. (Channel 4, 8pm)... NATURAL WORLD: An experiment in Anchorage, Alaska. (BBC Two, 9pm)... GET A GRIP: Comic comment on celebrity marriages. (ITV1, 10pm)

Thursday, April 19

WATERLOO ROAD: While staff and pupils come to terms with Lorna's death, Jack is oblivious to the religious agenda a new buyer has planned for the school. The Head's healthy-eating policy goes awry when a burger van starts selling junk food at the gates - which arouses suspicion when a youngster is rushed to hospital. Angela Griffin and Jason Merrells star. (BBC One, 8pm)

THE HAIRY BIKERS RIDE AGAIN: Simon King and David Myers manage to get lost in Bruges in Belgium, following the medieval town's one-way system. The duo then discover the world of beer cookery, before reaching a village where they make a meal inspired by an ancient bird-related sport. (BBC Two, 8pm)

THE RICH LIST: Entrepreneur Peter Jones takes a look at Britain's wealthiest residents. With the help of expert Dr Philip Beresford, he counts down the bank balances of some of the UK's most intriguing celebrities, from the guaranteed wealth of the Royal Family to those that are at the top in the fields of business, music and entertainment. (ITV1, 9pm)

SECRET LIFE: Feature-length drama, questioning the measures in place to prevent sex offenders from committing further crimes after prison. Matthew Macfadyen stars as Charlie, who realises he continues to pose a threat to youngsters following his release, and plans to attend a rehabilitation centre. However, he is left struggling when it is shut down, drifting back into society without psychological treatment. (Channel 4, 9pm)

SHARK: Stark prepares to go up against three university football players suspected of raping a female student at a campus party. One of the accused is the team's star quarterback, who also happens to have been in a relationship with the victim - potentially undermining the case. James Woods and Danielle Panabaker star. (five, 10pm)

Best of the rest: THE BILL: Phil gets himself in trouble with Jack. (ITV1, 8pm)... IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN: A DIY solution for a solar panel. (BBC Two, 8.30pm)... CHAOS AT THE CHATEAU: Hotel manager Thierry invites his friends to stay. (Channel 4, 8.30pm)... SEA OF SOULS: Conclusion of the supernatural drama. (BBC One, 9pm)... HOUSE: A couple develop identical symptoms. (five, 9pm)

Friday, April 20

SCRUM V LIVE: Cardiff Blues v Ulster (Kick-off 7.10pm). Gareth Lewis introduces coverage of this evening's Celtic League clash at the Arm's Park. The hosts have a big job on their hands tonight against the reigning champions, although coach Dai Young will be confident his team can cause an upset and delight the home fans. Commentary by Gareth Charles and Stuart Davies. (BBC Two Wales, 7pm)

CARS WARS: TONIGHT: Morland Sanders looks into claims that stolen cars and motorcycles stolen in the UK are now less likely to be recovered than ever. The investigator learns how they are shipped abroad by international criminals for huge profits, tracing the journey of one such vehicle from Britain to Dubai. (ITV1, 8pm)

SUPER CATS: New insights into the behaviour patterns of big cats are revealed and investigated, including how much land and prey they need to survive, how much meat they ingest in one feeding session and the difference between the pack hunt of a lion to the stealth approach used by tigers. (five, 8pm)

TIMEWATCH - THE WAVE THAT DESTROYED ATLANTIS: Experts explore the origins of the Minoans, Europe's first great civilisation, who lived on Crete 3,500 years ago. Archaeologists search among the ruins for evidence of a massive natural disaster, which could have led to their destruction and was the possible inspiration behind Plato's story about Atlantis. (BBC Two, 9pm, Not Wales)

UGLY BETTY: The Meade family are left reeling after the masked woman's shocking announcement. As Betty tries to pick up the pieces, she faces her own personal turmoil when Henry invites her out on a date and Walter announces he's got a surprise in store. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina steps up her campaign to conquer Mode. (Channel 4, 9pm)

FRIDAY NIGHT WITH JONATHAN ROSS: Patsy Kensit returns to the sofa and controversial artists Gilbert & George discuss their exhibition at Tate Modern. Friday Night Project co-host Alan Carr talks about his new tour, and music is provided by Bryan Ferry, who performs All Along the Watchtower from his album Dylanesque. (BBC One, 10.35pm, BBC One Scot, Irish, 11.05pm)

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